1. People tell me there was an impressive storm last night. I don’t know. I slept through it.
2. Watching the stale milk split gloriously in your first cup of tea of the day some two hours after using the same milk to make your child’s ginormous bowl of porridge for Breakfast.
In conclusion, I am a disaster.
Blake seems fine by the way – wolfed the porridge and then conquered this mountain with Uncle Mark.
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