WHAT are THESE Mummy???!?!!!!
Those are your new Winter gloves.
Winter gloves. To keep your fingers warm in the cold.
I think you’ll find that they don’t fit Mummy.
Oh they will. Bring them here and I’ll help you.
*Saunters through to Conservatory. Glances over shoulder. Smiles.*
That’s going to be a big fat no, Mummy.
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