We have a Boiler engineer servicing our Boiler
Engineer: Where’s your meter please?
Me: It’s just here in the Lounge.
Blake: I am watching Snowman and Snowdog!
Engineer: Oh yes! Isn’t that a lovely doggy?
Blake: Yes. IN A MINUTE HE WILL BE DEAD *massive smile*
Engineer: Oh. Right.
Blake: See? THE DOG IS NOW DEAD.