Pre-schooler life lessons. Part 1.

I feel this is probably particularly relevant for parents of boys, but do correct me if I am mistaken parents of girls.

Today’s life lesson…

Mastering control of your bodily functions to such an extent as to allow you to sit on your Mother’s head and then break wind. Violently. And repeatedly.

Mastered age 4 years, 5 months.

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